I took her on a date things seemed so bright
I knew I would not need my youporn tonight (1)
We go to her place and we fooled around
We throw all our clothes to the ground!

We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry and I see her frown
I look at the condom it is all brown!

Last night (уууу!) I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole!

Try some preparation it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together...
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during doggy style (2)

It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where I put my wood (ха-ха! Отличная ассоциация!(прим. автора))
I want to make things better want to make it alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night
( I'd rather if she didn't) - (это он мужику в лифте говорит)

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul!

I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ (3)
Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics (4)
If this was Alabama we would be on trial (5)
That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child (6)

(тут соло девушки начинается)

I've got a confession and I think you wont mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight?

Alright!

Every night I stick it in the wrong hole
It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control (7)
When we stick it in the wrong hole.

I stuck in your ass.

1. - Youporn - известный коммерческий порно канал (можно аналог в инете посмотреть)
2. - Догги стайл - по нашенски значит "по-собачьи"
3. - тут шутка с сериалом "Тюрьма ОЗ" канала HBO, ну, знаете эти приколы зеков с мылом в тюремной душевой?!
4. - Специальная олимпиада. Тут чувак имеет в виду, так называемые "игры инвалидов". Смысл шутки - если даже ты выиграешь на спец. олимпиаде, ты все равно остаешься лузером (инвалидом) на всю жизнь.
5. - Ссылка на законодательство штата Алабама. Там содомия - серьезное правонарушение (Интересно, как они вычисляют таких людей?! О_о)
6. - Ну, вы в курсе как меряют температуру у детей-грудничков надеюсь?
7. - Тут эта парочка пришла к выводу, что этот вид секса очень забавный и не надо задумываться о не желательной беременности.